We Say: Hero of Texas Ted Cruz is bored with DC battles. Now he steps up to right wrongs in a galaxy far, far away. The left coast.
After all, Twitter wars are cleaner, quicker, and much easier if your opponent is a denizen of the ‘Galaxy Hollyweird.’
Republished from TheRightScoop.com, by SooperMexican, December 17, 2017. Image credit: image not covered by license. Contributor: Donald Krebs.
Play this while reading the tweets of the epic Net Neutrality battle between Liberty Jedi Ted Cruz and recently-turned-to-the-dark-side Mark Hamill.
It all began when Luke became a Sith Lord and began shilling for the totalitarian galactic empire:
Fearing the trade federation, he demanded the fascist state seize control of rebel communications in order to impose the will of the government.
Then arose a champion:
He struck at the heart of Sith Lord Hamill, who could only muster a witless liberal strike from the bowels of Huffpo:
Truly he had joined the wretched hive of scum and villainy. But the TedNado struck back mightily with his lightsaber of truth and logic:
Narrator: It was yoda.
Bested by the Jedi Tednado’s swifter saber, Sith Lord Hamill sank and scurried away to bask in the adoration of his ignorant legions of mindless fans.
What a jerk.
At least Cruz can now tell him, “Luke, I am your father!” because he schooled him hard on net neutrality…
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